As you can see, Orc Pirate has returned. And it’s not because he forgot his shirt.
No, sadly, his huge muscles make it nearly impossible for him to actually wear a shirt made of flimsy, weak cloth. In fact, once someone tried to make him a shirt...
Kill them all. Take their Loot. Let the gods sort them out.
Look at your library. Sadly, none of those books are about orc pirates, but if you bought this book, one of them could be.
Now, look at this book. It’s about a badass orc on a giant...
Danger excites him. But Orc Pirate can’t fully enjoy it when those surrounding him are pitiful and weak.
Thankfully, just hearing his exploits has made them powerful. So, even if something does happen to them, they’ll have nothing to fear.
And...