Thank you, thank you, thank you all for coming. What a great looking group of people we have here today. As your President, I feel it’s important to tell you all about this guy. He’s a great guy. A real stand up guy. A real go-getter. His name...
The introduction of the hottest new game in 1993 has spawned the hottest new book since Dragonlance was launched. Magic: The Gathering trading card role-playing game system inaugurates a new world of magic and mystery. The book includes a coupon for...
My fellow Americans, we are here for one reason: the fact that I picked Marc Havak to represent us in the crucible of carnage. Now, before we talk about how fantastic I am at making world leader decisions. Let’s talk about how great this sequel...
If there is one thing I know, it's winners. And I am fantastic at picking winners. Everyone I pick wins. I know it. America knows. The world knows. It's a fact. And Marc Havak is a winner. Period. Tremendous winner. The best. Exceptional.
When...
Tremendous. Tremendously tremendous. Tremendous in its tremendocity. That is how I would describe book four in the Arena series. I say so. Everyone says so. But mostly, I say so.
My best friend, Marc Havak, who I hand picked to represent the planet...
Tremendous to the power of five. Spectaularism that’s better than four but less than six. That is what you are going to get with Arena Book Five. If you are back for more than you know what you are getting yourself into. I don't have to tell you,...
America,
This is book 6 of the fantastic Arena franchise. Do you know what you are in store for? Of course you do, but I wouldn’t be your President if I didn’t tell it to you again with the best words.
We are talking about the most sexiest and...
Seven.
It’s a bigly number. The biggest this series has ever seen, and that’s to be expected, because I only endorse the best and most biggest possible.
And that’s what Arena is. It’s a fantastic story about the best American President of...
Great. Great. Great.
The biggliest and most impressive harem series to ever have been written by anyone who writes books that are written. Just fantastic. And I know these things because, believe me, I know things. Really important things. All these...
The time has come to reenter the famous blood-soaked arena of Bayalon, and my lovers and I have come prepared to leave a mark on this oasis city like no one has before.
But we want more than riches from these next fights.
We want glory.
We want to...